Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've had so many family members die in the past 4 years, I now think of which pictures would look good at people's funerals when I look through photo albums. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
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SarcasticUnicorn 9
Well then go out and take awesome pictures of yourself!
alstbv12 13
What's "MySpace"??
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StayClassyLassy 6
Just take some new pictures. I don't see how people are getting that she has low self-esteem just because she hasn't taken any recent pictures. I know a lot of people who don't have a lot of recent pictures of themselves. I used to be a camera-***** back in the MySpace days and would take a lot of pictures of myself. Now I only take pictures occasionally, so there wouldn't be as many pictures besides my older pictures to display at my funeral if I were to die tomorrow.
jayhawkchik 4
What's a coon tail?
amkaye 1
Contact me, I'm a photographer!
ohwowpriscilla 0
Well I don't see how this would **** your life... Cause cameras are still in existence.
cjuday813 1
Well there's this amazing thing called a camera. I know, I know it's a bit "far fetched", but maybe you could take a picture or two before your sudden predicted death! Are you catching on?! Geeze! If you feel the need to FML this than you can grow the balls to press down a button and make the generic duck face!
NuTrees 9
He could just be being real. If I died today there would literally be no photos of me past the age of 15, when I was fifty pounds heavier than I am now, gothic and awkward. My self esteem is great! I look beautiful now with a bit of growth and discipline. I simply don't like photos.
ImDB8 0
You know except pretty anybody famous
ImDB8 0
You know except pretty anybody famous
ruabadfishtoo 0
except that famous photogenic runner...
JimSweatshirt 6
Swag