Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Maybe it's time to see a dermatologist
jtthegr8 26
Scumbag facebook
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Redoxx_fml 22
Maybe it's time to see a dermatologist
zandalee 20
I took my daughter to a doctor who fixed it right up really quickly. She's a new person now confidence-wise! Don't hesitate OP.
oj101 33
OP should be Proactiv.
Redoxx_fml 22
Proactiv's a scam if anything OP should stay away from that stuff
Pstraka6 20
OP, go see a dermatologist immediately! Many people have terrible acne so don't let yourself down over something that CAN be fixed!
jtthegr8 26
Scumbag facebook
SirWTF 10
Yikes. You might need to have that taken care of.
Lionesse 15
Hmmm... Tell the OP something they don't already know. . .
Pleonasm 36
I guess this puts you in a tight spot, then.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Only Brits will like that pun, although, I ask myself, i-zit even good at all??
Meettitan 14
You're acne like his comment didn't pop at you.
dmoran20 27
Lol, sometimes I feel as the site should switch for an hour a day to FMP (**** my pun) /random
Pleonasm 36
I sebum what you guys did there.
MrBurnard 7
Okay, okay we really need to clearasil this up guys
daminantion 14
Maybelline meant to keep this going?
ManInTheMachine 20
You guys aren't being very Proactiv with these puns.
PantyGAMES 10
That maybelline pun was awful. Somebody slap him on the back of his blackhead
pattycakes66 2
Damn... We're in a tight spot.
andyyroxx 20
Pore effort, that was the original comment.
BeforeItWasCool 12
It'll clear up eventually OP, my brother had awful acne but as soon as he hit 18 it cleared right up!
EvilUndead 9
Acne isn't necessarily age related. For some people it doesn't clear unless they control their diet (for example: no sweets, no sugar, no oily things, no fried things, no red meat).
outoftown 27
Acne: not just for teens anymore. Adults get it, too, though usually not as bad. Diet won't fix a bad skin infection; a doctor will.
BellaBelle_fml 23
In my nursing program we were taught that your diet has nothing to do with acne and that acne is all from your hormone levels. I never could quite grasp that concept, however. I've seen my brother switch his diet and avoid all of the normal foods that are associated with causing acne. It did wonders for his skin. I think that the foods recommended to be avoided to prevent acne change the hormone levels in your body. Thus preventing the acne. That's the one and only way I could justify what my instructors told me to be true in my mind.
IscoreOnU 19
Proactive?
iOceanus 18
Sadly, Proactiv isn't for everyone. It didn't work for me.
Laurenlou 24
Proactiv typically only works for people with mild to almost no acne. So sadly, it probably wouldn't work for OP. OP needs to see a dermatologist if it is truly that bad.
eksyneet 23
Proactiv didn't work any miracles for me. Accutane, on the other hand, did. it has side effects but if OP's situation really is bad, taking Accutane is an idea worth discussing with a dermatologist.
Laurenlou 24
49- I totally agree. However, because of the serious side effects I would also suggest trying everything else that is possible before jumping to Accutane. It was the only thing that worked for me. It's definitely worth the risk and the dermatologist would know if it's the best product for OP.
LemonandLime 13
Best thing for me was tea tree oil face wash and products. Mine cleared up within a week to only a couple spots at most, and mine was really bad. Still got some scars.
jamnglamgirlie 17
49-I heard that Accutane was pulled from the shelves because of it's serious side effects. I even see commercials for lawyers willing to help you Sue if you've suffered from any of them.
eksyneet 23
73, nope, they still prescribe it. and every patient is made well aware of all the side effects, which are, in fact, completely endurable - when you have acne bad enough to require Accutane, you don't really give a shit about back ache or dry lips if it helps.
kawaiisakura 12
#78 you're wrong on that. I took accutane years ago and they only listed the typical things like depression and crap. They never said anything about the possible gastro problems that can arise. I'm one of the unlucky few that got a gastro problem from it and my life is like hell thanks to it. I'd rather have acne and I really regret taking that crap now
eksyneet 23
#80, I'm sorry about that. but you really are one of the unlucky few. simply out of curiosity, not trying to accuse you of anything, of course - how do you know it was Accutane that caused your gastro problems? I've never heard of this side effect, that's why I'm asking.
ChristopherM_fml 16
I don't know if you know this, but Proactiv has a new stronger one to order if the one they advertise doesn't work. I use Proactiv, and it works for me. It's just that Proactiv is not cheap.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I'm with you- acne is a bitch. Try and make a joke about it because, sadly, it's hard to get rid of
DocBastard 40
Facebook has facial recognition now? Holy ****, just when I think Facebook is set to destroy the world, now it can recognise my face in a picture too? We are doomed, people. Facebook will become Skynet, and then it's all over. *puts tinfoil hat on*
Pleonasm 36
They've had it for a while, unless I'm just remembering things as though they were yesterday, when they really WERE yesterday...
ManInTheMachine 20
I think the tin foil would be more appropriately placed on your face, not your head, Doc. You know what? While you're at it, just make a whole ******* body suit. Nobody will notice you. Unless you're the only one doing it.
EvilUndead 9
Google will become skynet, not facebook. Facebook will merely continue selling personal data to all interested parties.
TheDrifter 24
Everyone is missing the important question. Why was your tinfoil hat off Doc? That's just asking for the Facebookians to steal your thoughts for the marketing demons.
jmacfan1 16
I suggest using noxzema Anitblemish cleansing pads and aveeno clear complexion facial moisturizer. Every night clean your face with the noxzema pads then rub a little of the aveeno on your face. That's what I do and it has worked for me. Been using it for quite a while now. Ts the only thing I have found that works on my adult acne. Plus it doesn't bother my sensitive skin
ohjoy15 33
If it makes you feel any better OP, my cousin has an acne problem and she's still one of the prettiest people I've ever met. All that matters is if you're hygienic. Most people can look past the acne because everybody gets skin problems to some degree.