Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've had so many family members die in the past 4 years, I now think of which pictures would look good at people's funerals when I look through photo albums. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
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Top comments
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Well then go out and take awesome pictures of yourself!
alstbv12 13
What's "MySpace"??
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Comments (78)
TColby 12
You should take a few more pictures.
igive 29
Well at least it's not that repulsive duck face.
misspulkadot24 17
Good thing you haven't died then. Go out and take some pictures! Go go go times a wastin!
olpally 33
Do you sparkle in the sun as well? Lol, damn op, time to make some changes in your life.
Ajwc101 24
I feel bad for you...
MidnaLink 35
Have you seen half of the FMLs on this site...? Good luck!?!
corleon198425 22
So much win
penguinazul 13
What are "coontails"?
dominic1221 6
You're asking us to describe something to do with fashion to you, when you could just put it into google images and see for yourself? Do you really feel like you're so much better than everyone else that we should do your work for you??
LaidToRest48 9
Shut up yo.
wellfuuucckme 7
36- I'm guessing it's time for an Xanax ;)
wellfuuucckme 7
I bet have the people who disliked my comment don't even know what an Xanax is -.- assholes .....
Sirin_fml 47
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+coontails%3F Not so difficult, is it?
amandajlucas2015 2
36 needs to calm down.. It was a simple question no need to jump down their throat for it
ManInTheMachine 20
About as difficult as finding a Dane Cook joke funny. Wait.
penguinazul 13
I was lazy, so sue me. :P
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Maybe it is a repulsive duck face with a coon tail! So it'd be some kind of..raccoon platypus?
Tink61636 1
You deserve it for trying to be a scene *****...just saying.