Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
Today, I stopped watching porn at 6 a.m. to Google if depression makes you not able to cum. I was masturbating because I can't sleep. Insomnia is also a sign of depression. There's no joy at night anymore. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, since splitting up with my girlfriend, I’ve watched so much porn I think I’ve given myself a friction burn on my clit, so now not only does it hurt to even walk normally, it’s way too painful to masturbate, so I’m now horny all the frigging time. FML
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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Top comments
Schizomaniac 24
Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."
igive 29
Go to a bar, roofie up some drinks. If that doesn't work, prison is full of willing people.
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Comments (106)
dkakaan 6
Try escort services ....
Vos26 3
Get over yourself
youjeanss 4
Fun fact: Watching too much **** causes depression and anxiety
Hawaii84 16
Dude, get off the couch/bed and go out there. There are some horny women out there, go look for them or at least pay for one!
Lycanian 3
It's not so bad if you get the premium membership.
gemmadaws 3
Save your money spent on **** and start paying for sex
Scotticus117 11
with that attitude you wont. confidence is key. besides thats not the end of the world/something to be depressed about it. theres a lot more to life than sex.
innominestanas 6
I know the feel man.
patkers 1
You can't get laid if you are at home watching ****. It will make you go blind anyway.
fml0505 22
Been there before man... I also found out that getting laid doesn't fix depression.