sillyfox4lyfe
United States
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Cygnus
Ruthven, United States
Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
fucking_worthless_loser
Concord, United States
Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML
sninapeters
United States
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
mindlost
United States
Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
What did you say?
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
PanFace
Australia
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Anonymous
So annoying
Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
itsawonderfulife
United States
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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jbird1193 3
no I don't. yes I do
LolliDolly 19
Wait...this isn't normal?
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Comments (197)
ssoccerchick97 16
Neurotic?
astralvagan 20
It's okay to argue with yourself and even ask questions and answer them.... I.e. "Why did I come in here? Oh yeah, my keys" but when you say "Who said that?!" then you have a problem
artmastr 0
Smeagle!!!
blaaz 0
Don't worry you get used to it.
mwahh_maddy 0
You need a psychiatrist.
15949058 4
No you don't yes she does no yes no yes be quiet f*** you! I do the same. Not like that though, on situations I have no idea what to do with
keven501 12
The voices are always mean
danny9113 4
I do the same thing all the time! You're not alone!
EvilManiac13 13
I do it to. I also talk to my Hello Kitty PEZ dispenser... in public! O_O
wingedelephants 17
I argue with myself as well. Good for solving problems.