Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML
Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML
Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my wife is two months off her birth control as we want a baby. We haven't had sex once. Every little thing I do annoys her now and she keeps complaining that I stink. I shower daily. FML
Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML
Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML
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nickiloo22 0
that'll happen. talk to your doctor and change pills until you find one that works. good luck :)
NEcountryboy 0
tell your bf he's gotta lick it before he can stick it, that'll get the juice flowing!
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Comments (103)
baker63 3
that sucks
picturescrazy 24
Sex isn't everything. If you're happier with your appearance, I wouldn't go off of it just because your libido dropped.
slam92 0
my girlfriend lost her sex drive due to bc as well...and to all you doubters out there...this is indeed a FML situation...ive gonbe 2 months without sex or even anything close...weve hardly even made out more than a couple times...ide take smaller boobs and a lil acne any day
zealove 7
If she won't stop taking them just leave that's a torture for no apparent reason (besides if she does take them for purely medical reasons, in which case I'd rather change the doctor as hormones are not a good way to treat anything in the long term).
ASA5G 2
this is one of the reasons i dont like some medicines. acne is gone and boobs are bigger BONUS! BUT she doesnt want to have sex with me. "get off the birth control"
hempat 2
remember, the more you do it, the more you want to do it
ARNGwifey 0
You could switch BC. helped for me.
shadowsbane 0
Oh **** that, try another birth control or something. I realize side effects suck and finding one that is that beneficial without them is nice but why take bc if it causes you not to want (or have) sex? I'm a guy with relatively low sex drive but reading someone above saying they went for 2 months without sex because of that? Damn... If nothing else works then FYL. :(
GrapefruitZoe 0
Smoke pot. Sex drive will skyrocket, I promise you.
RoxyRaccoon 4
But she's on birth control. Probably not a good idea.
nomnomflipflop 0
Those two substances would most certainly not have any effect on each other.
Whatsername86 0
Smoking pot while on birth control is harmless... its cigarettes that you're not supposed to smoke while on the pill. But I think that is just a scare tatic.
JayD17 0
Birth control pills increase your risk of blood clots. Smoking cigarettes does too I believe. So we don't like to mix the two
g0ldyxl0cks 0
I've had that happen. The pill your on decreased ur sex drive. One pill makes girls dry up. Don't worry too much just get your butt to your gyno and get a different prescription!!!
Jay_JWLH 0
Lol, you get some you lose some. You should definitely talk to your doctor about trying out different brands or prescriptions. Eventually you might find one that works out best for you.