Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML
Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML
Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my wife is two months off her birth control as we want a baby. We haven't had sex once. Every little thing I do annoys her now and she keeps complaining that I stink. I shower daily. FML
Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML
Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML
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Top comments
nickiloo22 0
that'll happen. talk to your doctor and change pills until you find one that works. good luck :)
NEcountryboy 0
tell your bf he's gotta lick it before he can stick it, that'll get the juice flowing!
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Comments (103)
perdix 31
That's why we leave the driving to the men! Lay back and let your man enjoy your clear skin and play with them big ol' boobies! If we waited for women's sex drive to kick in, the human race would have been extinct long ago.
skelator 3
well put
bookbee 2
For goddness' sake, there a about three dozen different types of Pill out there. Go see your doctor, and ask to try something else. A stop whining.
vanillathirteen 0
... well you lost your sex drive, doesn't mean you can't give head.. think bobbin for apples except sexier
simian_nelipot 0
So it's unfortunate for him, but great for you. Just tell him you will have sex with him when he does the housework.
LexSpades 4
get ur BC prescription changed to one with higher estrogen and less progestin it will bring back ur sex drive,
zebrapattern 6
your*
youthink_fml 0
Not an FML. It's pretty simple - try another means of birth control. Duh!
Jonscarl 0
he needs to consider this. sex isnt everything in a relation ship
Compass 0
"Birth control" That is all.
Halpmenaow 0
Try a different brand.
sambobam 0
what pill is that?