Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML
Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML
Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my wife is two months off her birth control as we want a baby. We haven't had sex once. Every little thing I do annoys her now and she keeps complaining that I stink. I shower daily. FML
Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML
Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML
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Top comments
nickiloo22 0
that'll happen. talk to your doctor and change pills until you find one that works. good luck :)
NEcountryboy 0
tell your bf he's gotta lick it before he can stick it, that'll get the juice flowing!
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Comments (103)
marie_yuh100 3
the game 0.o
gotdapowa 0
-_- shut up
minkatte 1
Dumb bitch.
sallen0046 4
If it bothers you, talk to your doctor about a different med. If it doesn't, don't complain about it.
be_3asy_13 0
its not your life thats f******.... he should be writing that fml
thenewone 5
if the FML had been "Today my girlfriend is acne free and got bigger boobs, but has lost her desire in me" we all would be saying he totally deserved it, since she is now too hot to date a loser like him. OP: buy yourself some really sexy lingerie, and tops that shows your cleavage. once you get the sex drive of your new self back, your libido will go back to normal.
cutiepo0 0
no better birth control than not having sex XD
xxwigglebumxx 0
and this is a fml how?
SkoomaKi 28
OP'a boyfriend isn't getting any. Isn't it obvious?
RJrules26 0
that sucks for him ( sucks for you tok if he was any good in the sack ) if not, it's a blessing in disguise! most birth controls are only 99% effective, yours is 100% if you ain't having sex!!
wilsonchewy 0
I wanna put my dick in all three of you
tama_tee 0
he can just feel your bigger boobs up until you are turned on. problem solved
yeppers10 1
Wow. I'm from Colorado too, and one of my friends was talking about this very same thing. I totally know who wrote this. Wow. I'm going to post it on her facebook.
ImThePope 2
What area? ;o I might know who it is too. I was talking to a few of my friends in colorado who were talking about something like this :o
mk58 31
Is Colorado that much of a small place?
eriinbaby 0
switch birth control?
metrockick10 0
Talk to your doctor. This can be a side effect of being on birth control. You may need to switch to a low estrogen option, or a progesterone option. Also, how long have you been taking it? If it's been less than a couple months, wait, see what happens. This same thing happened to me when I started taking birth control but in a few months it went away once my body got used to it.