stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
maggu
Denmark
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
stupid_world
Canada
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Embarrassed
Gloucester, United States
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Anonymous
What did she do now?
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
KC.
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Ironic, isn't it?
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Mnnn
Mom! No!
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Top comments
videokid2000 10
Be nicer, then.
adzz90 16
Don't be a bitch then
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Comments (191)
clairelolz 5
obviously you do something to deserve that. duh.
jay75euro 0
Well maybe you just the bitch. Smh. Fml
boycrazy30007 12
Divorce your husband and if your son is still a minor beat his ass for disrespect.
1094568 1
U deserve better ;)....not all of us are assholes.
brutuka 2
Mom?
kate_may_713 0
Here's an idea then, stop being a bitch!
daltonromanowski 11
It's really unfortunate that people you're close to would sink so low to sexism, regardless of how awful your attitude may or may not be. Nobody deserves that.
grndNpnd 6
That sucks no one should have to be abused like that. Especially from damn children.
randompanda7 4
In pretty sure my bf's dad calls me the same thing. It must be a man thing :) but anyway being nicer never hurt either. :)
randompanda7 4
In = I'm. Sorry bout that
snoebay88 3
Sounds like my daughter in-law !