stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
maggu
Denmark
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
stupid_world
Canada
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Embarrassed
Gloucester, United States
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Anonymous
What did she do now?
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
KC.
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Ironic, isn't it?
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Mnnn
Mom! No!
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Top comments
videokid2000 10
Be nicer, then.
adzz90 16
Don't be a bitch then
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sm0kinBCBudz 0
I have my moms ringtone set as "the bitch is calling" she bought me the ringtone on purpose :/
mikeawesome 0
Probably because you are... Make everybody happier and be nice
ASO551 1
Maybe you shouldn't be such a bitch then. Try being nice, it may get you somewhere. Be glad your not divorced, I would have left your ass already
smydiwannafthata 5
Just tell your son that if you are a bitch that makes him son of a bitch. He will not call you a bitch ever again.
tomtato 10
so you son can't be insulted if his friends call him son of a bxxxx?
bigggz 0
Lol, sounds like someone I know.
borche 5
Ouch.
kendra_baby1 0
My mom and well everyone in my family refer to me as that but all I can say is I AM THE BADDEST
xknightlightx 2
Your husband has probably cheated on you by now.. U're going to have to check so you dont waste your time.. Of course be ready fot the divorce unless you cant-.- just by calling you a bitch, it is likely he sees someone else as the special chick
Stormyskyes313 4
Obvious bitch is obvious.