stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
maggu
Denmark
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
stupid_world
Canada
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Embarrassed
Gloucester, United States
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Anonymous
What did she do now?
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
KC.
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Ironic, isn't it?
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Mnnn
Mom! No!
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Top comments
videokid2000 10
Be nicer, then.
adzz90 16
Don't be a bitch then
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Comments (191)
baileygirl88 8
Why are there soo many mean comments on here assuming OP is actually a bitch? No comments on how her husband is possibly a douche bag with an idiot son?? Don't worry OP, I'm on your side.
pattipan 7
I was thinking the same, No. 193. One of my friends put up with this from her husband and son but here is why they were mad at her: 1. she asked them to pick up after themselves instead of leaving their crap lying all over the house (they thought if she wanted their shoes off the floor and their coats hung up then she should just do it herself) 2. she cooked healthy, wholesome meals instead of getting the take-out junk food they wanted 3. she asked them to stop peeing on the floor and the toilet seat and if they did, to clean their own piss up (according to them this was HER job) Essentially she got called a bitch for asking them to stop treating her like a servant.
videokid2000 10
She stopped doing that?! The bitch.
bizarre_ftw 22
the phrase "take a hint" comes to mind as does the suggestion to sit them down and ask them nicely why or potentially get a little family counseling to clear the air with an impartial mediator or you could assume they're crazy, continue doing what you're doing, and think you're totally faultless, probably your first choice huh? though either way their reaction was passive aggressive and ass-ish, so sorry for that :/
davek 36
Get back in the kitchen and make them each a goddamn sammich?
lfrye 6
So when they ask you for something do they say bitch please?
jwebster 8
Tell husband to take the son and GTFO since neither can respect you.
groupleader 7
As do the rest of us reading about it...Bitch!
butterflyz1961 2
I would kick my son's ass and dump my husband.
angelofsaturn 23
1. Call them ******** and lil ********(if you feel like stooping to their level) 2. Go on strike until they realize that they can't call you a bitch and expect to have a comfy living environment(those clothes and dishes will get awfully grungy)
eccentrix 12
Only women clean clothes and dishes.
krazichikk 2
get rid of the husband punish the son
kayla_ann0o 9
She could just call them " the dick squad"