Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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Top comments
jgriff79 23
I would probably go see a doctor.
LiterOfCola 16
Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...
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Comments (129)
Epikouros 32
I wondered why European women didn't wear underwear in the Middle Ages, but now I understand. If you only wear a skirt or a dress, you can let everything go when you're outside.
mosquito19 14
commando? you piss your pants when you sneeze and you worry about it showing?
Nabee143 3
16 That just made me laugh! I was having a bad day and that brought a huge smile to my face!
antixx101 0
That happens after having children! I'm sure being in your 50's has nothing to do with it! But if your pissing yourself underwear isn't helping anything use pantie liners or ull per threw your pants anyway and stink!! :(
Sammislife 5
I have accidents and I'm 19 it's a problem that a lot of people have nothing to be embarrassed about
writergirl23 19
Just go to the toilet a little more regularly and you will be fine.
unusedusername 4
Umm, why is a 54 year old man on FML?
Sirin_fml 47
The OP is a woman. Why are YOU on FML?
DocBastard 40
Holy shit, fmylife.com is only for children? I'm sorry, I had no idea that people whose pubic hair, genitals, and brains were fully developed were not allowed here. If that's the case, maybe I should leave...
Marteeny23 19
Please don't leave Doc! We would sorely miss you. :'(
htownpostman 16
How would boxers make you not pee?
Marteeny23 19
Who said anything about boxers? OP is a woman, not a man.
fyreprincess 3
agreeing with 51, kegels! you can do this simple exercise wherever, whenever.
unruly_unicorn 0
That's what we call a sniss.