Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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Top comments
jgriff79 23
I would probably go see a doctor.
LiterOfCola 16
Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...
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Comments (129)
bogart20 13
I don't see how underwear instead of commando could hsve stopped this
laden_swallow09 35
Gettin old ain't for chumps.
5150chaos 7
Should of practiced those kegels while you we're young
doby199 6
Get ur prostate ckd
outoftown 27
Of course. It will give her doctor's office a good laugh, once she's left the exam room.
Eiregal2 10
They have special panty liners made just for this problem! Try them out, they work, no leeks hit the knickers.
vbmg152 19
I'm close to your age & you passed the age of "going commando" a long time ago!!!
tayleerose 4
Should you really have an IPhone?
outoftown 27
Ah, menopause. Hope Kegels will get you back to catching the breeze soon, OP.
sjs1220 2
Go see your OB/gyn. Physical therapy can do wonders. If that doesn't work a mid-urethral sling will get the job done!
UKRoots 1
Being 54 and out there is truely Brill, keep doing it!