Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
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Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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jgriff79 23
I would probably go see a doctor.
LiterOfCola 16
Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...
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Comments (129)
IceWrath 22
That doesn't sound healthy.
MzMegs 20
It's completely normal for an older woman, because the kegel muscles become less strong with age and therefore make it harder for them to hold in the pee.
cmars3 7
You're 54 and you spend your time writing FML's?
4realdog 2
Man, im 15 happends every time
MzMegs 20
Like others have said, you should definitely do kegel exercises. My mom has the same issue as you do, except she's 44, and I told her to do kegels but she says a nurse told her she'd have to put her fingers in her vajay to feel if she was doing them correctly. My mom thought that was absolutely disgusting and would apparently rather pee herself than touch her ******. Don't be like her, OP. Do kegels.
jamal0000007 4
Your probably too old to be on fml too
PixieZee 8
I'm so sorry. FYL for sure, but a little bonus is, you can know you made at least one person giggle out loud in a dead-silent room today =0)
lokman_fml 7
No one is ever young enough to go commando
robc32ca 4
I don't think the use of underwear was to soak up pee. That's what Depends are for.
DisasterReport 0
Ewwwww WTF
reeceisaballer 1
Haha old ****