Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, I discovered that all the times my boyfriend says he's in the bathroom with horrible diarrhea, he's actually sitting there smoking crack and talking to other women. I've dedicated everything in my life to him. I feel so brokenhearted and defeated. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why the guy I took home from the bar seemed to understand everything about me instantly was because he was my ex's secret drug dealer. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I realized my best friend has it bad for me. This man has treated me better than the guys I’ve dated. He goes above and beyond for me, and makes me feel safe, valued, and respected. He’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a guy, except he’s butt-ugly as fuck. I feel so bad that I can’t return his feelings. FML
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Top comments
shinklefly 20
Surely the fact he takes crack is concern enough?
alex_622 22
OP, shouldn't you be more worried that he's a crack addict?
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Comments (125)
DenverTyrrell 13
Aww that is sad and poetic
megadki14 6
y'all need to calm down. aren't we glad she's finally out of denial and is choosing to walk away rather than stick around just waiting for him to quit?
Arrow26 4
Addiction? Let me take a crack at it.
blazeone666 12
Why are you even dating a crack addict? Lol, it's your own fault
eleven22 11
How can you be so insensitive? Just because someone has an addiction doesnt mean you toss them out the window. I'm not saying get involved with a bunch of crack heads, but if you care about someone you don't walk away because of their addiction, you help them.
Ichiya 29
No actually addictions are good reasons to leave. When a person does anything against the law, no matter their situation, it is 100% their fault and deserves no sympathy.
ysostupid 9
Wait until he runs out of crack and see how lovably and Genuine he is about it
Duriexp 20
Why ppl can't stop at marijuana?
TahoeFMler 22
Time to move on.
ColdRoxas 18
hmmm genuine men do Crack well um idk help him get off it and you'll be his drug?
MSbear456 5
The only concerning part I found was the part where is a crack addict, other than that he's a KEEPER!!!!
gunzerker 8
this is fake, someone just wanted to get an fml published.