Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, I discovered that all the times my boyfriend says he's in the bathroom with horrible diarrhea, he's actually sitting there smoking crack and talking to other women. I've dedicated everything in my life to him. I feel so brokenhearted and defeated. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why the guy I took home from the bar seemed to understand everything about me instantly was because he was my ex's secret drug dealer. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I realized my best friend has it bad for me. This man has treated me better than the guys I’ve dated. He goes above and beyond for me, and makes me feel safe, valued, and respected. He’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a guy, except he’s butt-ugly as fuck. I feel so bad that I can’t return his feelings. FML
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Top comments
shinklefly 20
Surely the fact he takes crack is concern enough?
alex_622 22
OP, shouldn't you be more worried that he's a crack addict?
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Comments (125)
FinalCloud18 3
Well at least you took a crack at the relationship.
PrinceOfBritain 20
And yet girls continue to wonder why they always end up hurt because of crappy guys...
ThePaperDragon 31
Why on earth are you dating someone with a drug addiction? Have him address his addiction before even considering furthering the relationship. . . Until then, it is difficult to sympathize or tap "FYL".
worldclassrager 41
Sweet turns sour...too bad love isn't a drug for him
Ditagein 14
that hit me deep in the feels
blobbertthethird 24
Just ignore the people who say you deserve it. It IS possible for an addict to be sweet, loving and caring, especially between hits. It's easy for people to judge who haven't been there. But please, keep your finances separate and do keep an eye on your things to see if they turn up missing. It also helps to have someone to talk to. If you get to the point where you have to walk away for your own mental health and well-being, you are NOT a bad person. You did what you could and you have to take care of yourself before you can take care of others.
interesting33 37
Thank you for this post!
FML_Gecko 4
Damn you FML with the feels... I come here to read about goofy assholes getting their cosmic karma. This is sad. Like clown in an iron lung sad.
loveseat14 11
? I'm dating an addict too...
sydstoomuch 19
Lol this is a messed up fml
MaddieDtragedies 8
but you could be if you was a drug dealer