Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, I discovered that all the times my boyfriend says he's in the bathroom with horrible diarrhea, he's actually sitting there smoking crack and talking to other women. I've dedicated everything in my life to him. I feel so brokenhearted and defeated. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why the guy I took home from the bar seemed to understand everything about me instantly was because he was my ex's secret drug dealer. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I realized my best friend has it bad for me. This man has treated me better than the guys I’ve dated. He goes above and beyond for me, and makes me feel safe, valued, and respected. He’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a guy, except he’s butt-ugly as fuck. I feel so bad that I can’t return his feelings. FML
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Top comments
shinklefly 20
Surely the fact he takes crack is concern enough?
alex_622 22
OP, shouldn't you be more worried that he's a crack addict?
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Comments (125)
seriouslygrowup 11
I'm surprised the "YDI" outweighs the "YLS" because this is clearly a conscious decision you're making to open yourself for this type of hurt. Love sucks, but you still have a choice
IWishIWasObama 12
so he's not really that genuine?
mineller 24
Are you really surprised by that? Maybe get him some help instead of complaining that he doesn't make you his no. 1 priority. Surely if you love him, making sure he gets clean is the most important thing.
ThePols 11
You selfish twat. The dudes heavily addicted to Crack and your concern is that you're not his muse? Come on.
Ichiya 29
He made the choice to get on crack. Its his fault he doesn't deserve sympathy.
tomorrow89 13
Ah crack. Little known fact the tips of cupid's arrows are dipped in crack.
Kittyphysics 21
there has GOT to be more to this story. (ive been there, sorta) could you clarify some for us, op? and hang in there. watching someone you love battle addiction is heart wrenching.
crb25453 15
I've been there, done that. You don't want any of it. Crack is BAD. Get out while you can and while it's safe.
trb85 11
OP, my husband is an opiate addict. I feel for you. I hope that things go well for you and your man. If you haven't already, look into finding a local Nar-Anon/Al-Anon group for yourself. The folks there know what it's like to love someone with an addiction & what it does to us. Take care of yourself first
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Maybe this FML is just some huge misunderstanding and she meant that he loves other women's cracks(asscracks)and is cheating on her(which is why she wouldn't be his first choice for a hit).Think about it guys...
FreeRunn3r 12
yet he isn't caring enough to quit for you?