cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Kay
United Kingdom
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Top comments
KindaMay_BInLove 0
That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.
saranottelling 7
You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!
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Comments (231)
mikiimike45 0
That's pretty gross lol, maybe you should do her a favor by shaving down there sometime :D
markstina 0
that's common... get over it n don't bust her ball about it!
daneeyoll 0
not cool yo shave it from her or grow more no pressure
Tripout 0
HOW THE HELL DID THIS FML TURN INTO THE RAID OF GRAMMER NAZIS' ???? WHO CARES HOW IT'S SPELT? AS LONG AS ITS UNDERSTANDABLE
Foxracingluver 0
ok no don't ditch her and ignore the hair if ur really that shallow... something as little as hair won't get into the middle of ur relationship unless u let it....was it peach fuzz or unnatural amount of hair there? I belive u weren't specific enough
offtheheezy 0
Lmao. This is hilarious. and yeah... you should tell her to get rid of the hair somehow. Plain and simple. It's not much to fuss over really.
Frank155 5
Lol this is gross but funny :)
ut_fan1 0
consider yourself lucky for not having a lot of hair. I hate it. and if your girl has more hair big deal. that's why they make razors.
ShadowzI 0
Today, eye has a Engrish lesson on FML, FML
Sieg83 0
wow if u read correctly u woulda noticed it sai d"than i have on mine." correction fail!