cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Kay
United Kingdom
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Top comments
KindaMay_BInLove 0
That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.
saranottelling 7
You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!
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Comments (231)
ScaryyMary 14
You mean... that's... not... NORMAL??? FML (kidding :P)
babybubz 0
lolll
killaman 0
haha dats nasty
betseyville 6
Someone already made this joke. Good try though.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
I don't understand ... all of this Smart Talk. I come on FML.com to forget all the Knowledge I learn everyday, not be given an English lesson in a heated argument.
Pink_Butterflies 0
Roland, do yourself and all of us a favor and get off of your soapbox.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
And by the way I agree with RolandofGilead. He knows what he's talking about. Now, let's forget grammer and enjoy what we do best, Read stories about other peoples misery.
daybright 0
Lol that's nastyyy D:
kad11111 0
Quit trolling for grammar mistakes. You could waste your entire life doing that on the net.
rob7863 0
eww
HayItsHaley 0
and aren't you just the douche-nozzle of the day for posting your girlfriend's 'issue' on a national website. you should be proud(:
WtfLoser 13
>.> Get over it, please .. She'll just get lazer. Take all those hair off, and show off her sexy belly.