Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I realized the only time my boyfriend actually makes a little bit of time to see me is when I'm having a full mental breakdown/anxiety attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me I need to stop staying up all night, because it's "really sketchy" and he feels "uncomfortable" not knowing what I'm doing, and why I'm awake. I'm an insomniac, I have been my whole life, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
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Top comments
Ragnir 0
FYL for being dependable
trippydoll 4
DO U AT LEAST GET SOME?? HAHA DONT BE A MEAN GF. WAKE HIM UP.
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Comments (53)
Jesuswasabi 0
do you take away his morning wood?
luckylucas26 9
could be worse, at least he doesn't ask u to stay over just to **** u!
RedPillSucks 33
That probably would have been better.
tacooooo 0
what a baller!!
WorkThatButt 2
That's because I'm ******* him. :o
sourgirl101 29
Work that butt. Super funny.
RedPillSucks 33
Get the "Clocky" alarm clock that rolls around the room. Tie a 8 ft length of string to it. Tie the other end to his dick. Dump him.
Lqum26 0
I don't think she should dump for this, but your idea definitely would work. hahahaha
brittx3 0
that could just be his excuse. lol people can wake up on their own.. if you guys just started going out he could just be sorta shy.. I don't think this is a fyl..
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Tell him to get an alarm clock and if he doesn't treat you better dump him.
Char_The_emo 0
Lol realy? Wow just go over and wake him up.......Maybe he just wants to see your pretty face in the morning instead of hearing that damn annoying clcok i know id rather wake up to hunny wake up than beep beep beep beep
Granddragon 0
probly because sex with an alarm clock can be painful and is illegal in 49 states.
rinranthatway 4
My boyfriend does that. Every Friday night he sleeps over at my house so we can wake up together On saturday morning Then we spend the whole day together.