Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I realized the only time my boyfriend actually makes a little bit of time to see me is when I'm having a full mental breakdown/anxiety attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me I need to stop staying up all night, because it's "really sketchy" and he feels "uncomfortable" not knowing what I'm doing, and why I'm awake. I'm an insomniac, I have been my whole life, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
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Top comments
Ragnir 0
FYL for being dependable
trippydoll 4
DO U AT LEAST GET SOME?? HAHA DONT BE A MEAN GF. WAKE HIM UP.
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Comments (53)
Melephant_fml 0
Been there. That was one reason why I broke up with him.
Lqum26 0
Your really dumb. You, also seem like you are a b i t c h, offense intended.
vanilin 0
it is true love xD but seriously, he is selfish
SheLovesHerx 0
i say become a lesbian.. that would knock his ego down a bit. no really you should break up with him.
Char_The_emo 0
becoming a lesbain wouldnt help...hes aske for both of them to stay the night
Fitty1Fitty 0
Well um if she were lesbian I don't think she or her girlfriend would be sleeping over with a guy. Just sayin
Hennessey13 0
MORNING SESSION!
Regnard_fml 0
The funniest thing in this FML is that there is "anal" in OP username. Oh well.
rupturedbananas_ 0
wow, xD suux to be an alarm clock. way tah make that snooze button jealous.
stupid20201 0
so what
femalepimp 0
tell him to get an alarm clock.
mutant705 1
for your anniversary get him an alarm clock