Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
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gabfoundnemo 5
Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.
Vball6 19
Bitch.
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Comments (311)
mosquito19 14
bow your head in shame
televishun 7
goddamnnnnnn Imagine how shitty your childhood would have been if your mom had acted like you. You done imagining? Now stop being ridiculous and start being a decent parent.
zombiibabii 4
Instead of posting on FML (when it's an FML for your son, but in no way one for you) why don't you try apologizing and telling him he isn't grounded? Hell, at least he got you a present...a lot of children either can't due to money, or they don't care enough to.
chellyX92 8
Your more like a C U Next Tuesday. I can't believe you really punished your child for wanting to surprise you. Hope he doesn't take it too badly.
Dresden86 2
Total bitch. I feel sorry for the kid.
Salvikidd 6
Too harsh..
tool3rdeye 7
doesnt matter now, its going back to the store haha
xkonstantine125x 7
i hope he gets you nothing next year so he doesnt deal with the same crap.
IIFenix 3
If you were my mother I would of looked at you and said "I got you a box of chocolates and a *****...If you don't like the chocolates you may go **** yourself"
Dtownfootball 0
Bitch. >:(