Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
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gabfoundnemo 5
Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.
Vball6 19
Bitch.
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Comments (311)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I feel bad for your son. I really do. And I thought MY mom was bad. Nevermind.
Calyx_fml 22
I hope he got you a book on patience and gratitude.
cassidy0922 6
Um, you completely deserve this. Anyone who YOUR life sucks is an idiot. It's your own SONS life that sucks..
kenoswild 14
beeeeeytoccchhhh!!! kid prolly won't get you any more gifts in the near future....
Briiyahh 7
Selfish bitch of a mom.
jeansltp 7
F your sons life
shots1996 8
Gimme a B! Gimme a I! Gimme a TCH! What does that spell?! BITCH!
pibbman 1
If I was your kid, I would honestly shit on your face while sleeping... This is selfish AND just abusive, you were lucky he bought you anything if he is still young enough to ground!
darkkisses 6
I say give the kid props for not telling you even after you did that. Treat out to ice cream or something he likes and then try to work on it. By realising what's going on, you have taken a nice step towards improvement. Don't forget to apologize! Xoxo
SweetTooth78 0
That's horrible !