Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
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gabfoundnemo 5
Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.
Vball6 19
Bitch.
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Comments (311)
bmkc4 1
That's sad. How do you think the kid feels for trying to do something nice for you?
hockeyoceancity 13
He thinks no good deeds go unpunished.
skulskinator 5
It's ok I have been grounded for stuff I can control like war and famine
feranmi101 0
Woah I thought only I got grounded do that . The Haitian earthquake gave me the biggest grounding ever .
bizarre_ftw 22
Holy shit, how do your parents rationalise that?!! The difference in parenting techniques across the globe is baffling!! I don't get grounded for normal things! - Accidentally had my bf sleep over, mum gives him a ride to school - Underage drinking, parent handed me the cocktail How the **** does your situation even happen? You guys: *an island is wrecked by an uncontrollable natural disaster* Your parents: go to your ******* room!! Look at what you've done you little shit!!!
brackaman 18
Easy, because while you just made regular ppl mistakes, the after shock of the previous posters being such good human beings caused a butterfly effect that makes them directly responsible for those events. It's elementary.
PerfectMistakes 8
And you're an even bigger bitch if you don't go apologize to your poor son. **** your son's life, not yours. I have no sympathy for people like you. Good day. :)
evilplatypus 39
I'm willing to bet it was actually the kid that posted this.
kalbrek009 20
28, wouldn't surprise me if it was the kid who posted it either...if he did, I hope the mother reads it & actually realizes what kind of stupidity it takes to ground their child for not disclosing what the present was....utter self-centered, assanine thing for her to do.
brackaman 18
I would. He probably got his phone taken away by his bitch mom as well.
ChIk3n 0
Bitch -_- .
coderedninja 6
Well, you understood what you did wrong. So unground him and you will feel better. XD
lalafafa 4
Poor kid. :(
SixShooterSambo 4
That's kinda harsh.
RosenT1990 9
I hope he takes your present back. Doesn't really sound like you deserve one.
jaredofmo 22
Well, now that you've admitted you're a bitch, you can begin recovery. Go hug your son.