Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
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gabfoundnemo 5
Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.
Vball6 19
Bitch.
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Comments (311)
dominic1221 6
The people hurling abuse at the OP are ten times the bitch OP claims to be. At least she has the balls to admit to herself that she has a problem, unlike you sad little keyboard warriors. :)
kyuhyunn 0
Insulting the people that insult OP. Contradiction.
DKjazz 20
Insulting people who insult people who insult op. Contradiction within contradiction... contra-ception?
Astroman129 7
Lolololol contraception
BadassBrian 0
Did you have bath salts for lunch...?
Helenarth 6
Except that 72's comment wasn't an insult. Thanks for playing.
zandalee 20
Go and say sorry woman. Sounds to me like you are turning into a control freak. Step back, give yourself a stern talking to and go plan a day with your son that consists of nothing but fun.
xmaximusx 12
You were my wife you would be sleeping in the garage ????????????
rcgirl2 11
I wonder if he calls you that behind your back.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Probably. Really, OP? It's supposed to be a surprise. Now unground him and give him ice cream -.-
Len351 3
At least you know you're an a-hole. Now try correcting the problem before your kid grows up to be like you.
comeatmebroo6254 1
Well at least you realized you made a mistake. I feel bad for the kid though. Just tell your son that you're sorry and unground him. Them take him out for some ice cream. :) Trust me, it will fix everything.
comeatmebroo6254 1
Edit: Tell him you love him too. ^ It will mean a lot.
JustKittyKat 24
So...stop being mean?
babe7260 30
Omg that's SOOO brutal!!!!! Poor kid!!!! Sure hope you gave him back his freedom!!!!!
JustKittyKat 24
Are you the one that woke that guy with the punch to the balls? I'm on to you!
hcheetahxo 1
Physco
bmkc4 1
Psycho??