Today, my husband has been trying to get me to do something sexual that I’m absolutely 100% against. It’s gotten to the point where we fight and argue about it. I was talking to my sister when my mom overheard. She looked me in the eye and said, “What you won’t do, another woman will.” Thanks, ma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML
Today, I overheard my wife tell her sister how much she hates how hairy I’ve become since becoming middle-aged, and can barely bring herself to touch me when I’m naked. First I’m hearing of it, and I’d have waxed if she asked me to, but instead she bitches to her sister and humiliates me. I’m so done. FML
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
Today, I was telling my mom my boyfriend started an argument because I’ve not been feeling well, so I haven’t cooked or wanted sex for a week or so. My dad piped up that if mom used such a lame excuse to avoid blowjobs and cooking, he’d damn we’ll start an argument too. Mom agreed with him. FML
Today, if you ever need reminding that parents blatantly have a favorite child, remember that my mother tried to fistfight my sister’s ex-husband AND his mother when they weren’t treating my sister right, but she invited my ex and the woman he cheated on me with to a family dinner. Thanks Ma. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML
Today, my mom has been aggressively trying to get me to marry one of her coworkers, who is around my age. Apparently she loves her like the daughter she always wanted, and since it would be silly to adopt her; she is determined she will be her daughter-in-law instead, whether I like it or not. FML
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FluffythePink 23
A man aggressively bullying and harassing a woman into something sexual that she doesn't want? Smells like divorce to me... Oh and your mother is just a flat out bitch.
Nazmazh 18
Honestly? It sounds like at this point you'd be better off dumping him and letting him go find some poor sap to do that act with rather than putting up with him starting fights about it. For that matter, it might be worth considering taking break from interacting with your mother, if that's her way of "helping".
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FluffythePink 23
A man aggressively bullying and harassing a woman into something sexual that she doesn't want? Smells like divorce to me... Oh and your mother is just a flat out bitch.
Billsonhamsen 17
You suggest divorce a lot. maybe there are other routes to happiness.
bazjack 26
If your marriage is bad enough that it made FML, maybe divorce is the best option.
raven_of_azarath 35
In this case, there’s really not.
Nazmazh 18
Honestly? It sounds like at this point you'd be better off dumping him and letting him go find some poor sap to do that act with rather than putting up with him starting fights about it. For that matter, it might be worth considering taking break from interacting with your mother, if that's her way of "helping".
Hangryko 32
Divorce him and go no contact from your mother.
RichardPencil 32
What an asshole! Am I right? It's butt stuff, right? Your mom is not quite right. For butt stuff, you could be replaced by anyone who possess an asshole.
1known 34
Naaaah! Just say you’ll only agree if you do it on him, not the other way around.
dasin 18
id listen to your mothers word and hear them clearly, that boy will cheat if he is acting like that
Brightside86 31
I don't understand how people make it all the way to marriage and either don't know or don't respect their partners boundaries. This is like a month 1 to 3 of dating level issue.
Brightside86 31
Just doesn't seem like a good fit. Reminds me of a ex who would only do missionary except...I didn't marry her and then pressure her for more.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If another woman will do it, then let her. This is a toxic, unhealthy relationship. Honestly, it's borderlining on rape - if he actually forces this act that you've repeatedly said you're against, and physically acts upon it, that IS rape. I'd get out of that relationship, OP. Especially if it's to the point where he's constantly bringing it up and you get into fights about it. No means no, and that goes for anything.