Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
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Top comments
psuboy 0
I think you need to find some better friends
FFML_314 12
Little do you know, it was your husband.
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Comments (75)
iHateThisLife 10
I think I need to invest in a safe, well worth it. I have one for our important documents and a separate safe for my rifle and handgun... and yes they both have trigger locks. Better to invest 3-400 hundred than lose, what about 2 grand in emergency cash.
imhowie 2
It's called a bank. Most humans put their money there to avoid this exact situation. YDI for keeping a bunch of cash in your house.
far_east 6
ydi for not having a big ol' hefty safe hidden in your wardrobe or something
ctlnaaia71 8
do you know what banks are for? ytdi
SubjectX 0
"secret stash of money"? what are you, retarded? put it in a ******* bank you retard, unless you have a lock box or a safe, your money is NOT safe at your house. and if you believe it's not safe at a bank you are a bigger fool.
sallen0046 4
Are you robbing banks and carrying out illegal transactions? Put the money in the bank, they're insured. If you're going to keep cash in the house, you need to at least get a safe.
haleyliz613 0
We do have a bank account. But we like to keep a small stash of cash around the house in case of emergencies. Sometimes ATMs aren't always available or within reach.
mrsfunke 0
ydi for having shady friends!!
321125 0
u should call the cops on those so called "friends"
BiggerThenUrs 0
it's obviously not that secret!