Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
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Top comments
psuboy 0
I think you need to find some better friends
FFML_314 12
Little do you know, it was your husband.
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Comments (75)
thizzl3ear 0
I guess it's not a secret anymore bahaha
Catheec 4
This is why they invented bank accounts...
shasta32 0
you gotta do like me and only go to friends house and dont let them come over.
wriptidez 0
ya relatives do that @ times
Razaa09 3
well not very secretive now IS IT?
Wintermut3 2
YDI for having people you call "friends" that you don't know well enough to even trust. Idiots these days, facebook friending is not real friendship! Oh, and call the cops FFS you moron.
Divanacious 0
Who are you associating with and think, it wasn't the friends it was someone you sleep with every night. FML
faisalpoborsky 1
so much for company
1moensann 0
who is "we"?
MissCuteStack 12
Nice friends you have seriously pick better friends