Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
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Top comments
psuboy 0
I think you need to find some better friends
FFML_314 12
Little do you know, it was your husband.
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Comments (75)
Mylees 0
I hope your money wasnt stolen sometimes I make assumption but missing stuff are found later.. let's have some hopes on human beings...
amazinemo578 4
use a bank, bro
Hard_Luck_Aussie 4
know the feeling we had a break in in sept and the Assholes stole $15k worth of stuff
MakeAScene 4
..That's why we have safes and banks so this doesn't happen. YDI.
Qluz 3
I usually hide my money in a secret closet; Narnia my friend.
DLTsandwich 5
Your friends suck, and apparently, so do your hiding places. :(
Jimboom 12
Learn to hide things better. And get some better friends... or you know, pad them down before you let them leave. Either way.
sasonzal 4
you relaized you were happy?couldn't you just write your happy you had company over?people on fml n mlia use the words I realized and I learned way to many times,I think it had somthing to do with having to start with today
FrEsHpRiNcE916 0
through this whole comment she did not mention who "we" is!!
polopony 0
With friends like that, who needs a bank? Oh wait, you do...