Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.
perdix 31
Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.
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Comments (195)
clementine00 1
Definitely agree with 4 and 7. You shouldn't have to feel like puking every time you get too close to your bf. If it is really that bad, then you need to tell him. otherwise you are going to be repulsed by your boyfriend as long as you are dating him. Kissing is sucj a great part of the relationship. You should look forward to it every time, not dread it.
grossedout123 3
I love how theres an ad for listerine deep clean above this post
clementine00 1
And I really agree with 62. You can't possibly haveca good relationship with him on the first place if you aren't being honest with him. Why even be with someone if you can't tell them everything?
MarioDragon 14
There's nothing worse than kissing someone who hasn't brushed their teeth in a week...
damnscar 0
Does he brush his teeth/tongue at all???
Snookie85 19
Give him a hint, buy him some toothpaste and mouthwash
cmtexx03 0
Buy shares in trident
SlaveToRetail 10
Pretty sure if you tell him in a way that doesn't come off like a huge bitch, this can be easily fixed. They have special mouth washes & toothpastes now to help kill the bacteria that causes bad breath. For some people it's just something that can't be fixed with daily, routine dental care.
SlaveToRetail 10
I might also add, my sweetheart has REALLY bad breath. In the morning I refuse to face him while he sleeps because he's got some massive dragon breath (and he knows this). But mouthwash helps. :D
nemesandr26 11
i guess that's just disrespect... :