Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
The neverending dinner
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
Training wheels
Today, I’m learning to cook and invited friends over to prove I’m improving. I timed everything perfectly… or so I thought. I realized I’d never actually turned the oven on. We stood around a beautifully plated tray of room-temperature lasagna while I said, “It just needs… a bit more time.” Two hours later, we ordered pizza. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Self sabotage
Today, I gave myself a major foodgasm by creating an absolutely yummy egg and mushroom salad with mustard. Turns out, though, that my digestive abilities are not quite as good as my culinary ones. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).
RivetingTaleChap 6
Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.
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Comments (118)
HeartOfLead 24
Only if there was a way to transfer video game statistics to real life...
Alihb 16
Well, then the world better watch the hell out. I would conquer all with my superior speed, nlade and archery abilities, Master Assassin skill, ability to break it down...
burningpassion69 6
And I would be a master with a light saber and at using the force
BlackBlazeCobra 16
If it makes you feel better, there are places that give real recipes to cook food found in video games. You could give that a shot.
bjdog98 9
Sounds like Leda. Don't worry, OP. YouTube or any community cooking classes can help you.
onlymytwocents 9
Mom???
phoneYuNOlisten 16
WoW
mulumequitem 6
I remember those days back when I used to play WoW. I could at least make hot pockets...
Xotoolyxo 16
It's really not that hard, you can google just about every question
soapmactavish82 8
Then keep practicing, citizen of Azeroth
worldclassrager 41
Cook books? Those should help you...but I have to say WOW is a lot of fun...
GwennaRose 22
I never got far in my cooking achievements honestly. Have you reached the level cap?