Anonymous
Bang Bua Thong, Thailand
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
insearch4i
United States
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
lilybelle11
Brisbane, Australia
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Anonymous
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Anonymous
The neverending dinner
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
Pizza?
Portland, United States
Training wheels
Today, I’m learning to cook and invited friends over to prove I’m improving. I timed everything perfectly… or so I thought. I realized I’d never actually turned the oven on. We stood around a beautifully plated tray of room-temperature lasagna while I said, “It just needs… a bit more time.” Two hours later, we ordered pizza. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Self sabotage
Today, I gave myself a major foodgasm by creating an absolutely yummy egg and mushroom salad with mustard. Turns out, though, that my digestive abilities are not quite as good as my culinary ones. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
SocialAnxietyNightmare
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).
RivetingTaleChap 6
Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.
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Comments (118)
jamesheat11 14
That's sad...
quincy2112 9
Have you heard of ramen noodles?
doit4ah15 10
that isn't cooking.....
NatalieOntheTram 11
More like that isn't food.
doit4ah15 10
How is it not? lol
tsent8 15
You cook (expose to heat for the sake of creating food) the noodles don't you?
doit4ah15 10
boiling hot water isn't cooking but if it is to you well I hope you learn to actually cook one day.
ColdplaySucks 18
16, many college students live off of those noodles. Despite being unhealthy, it's a staple diet for those who cannot cook.
NatalieOntheTram 11
Haven't you ever seen the video, "What Ramen Noodles do Inside Your Stomach"? You might as well make your own ramen. It's an incredibly easy dish to prepare. Probably not for OP, but for anyone else with an IQ higher than 10. =P
BlackBirdsSong 10
lol. I can't cook worth shit either. and I do try. I ramen noodle it up and get back to bf3 :)
jgriff79 23
Don't worry, that's what fast food is for.
Second_to_All 11
Or spell "realized."
darwinism 30
Or know the difference between British and American English.
KiddNYC1O 22
Can you make a sandwich?
threer 30
No. No, he can't.
chocolatefrog28 29
I hope this realization motivated you to try new things and maybe pick up a cookbook or two, being culinarily creative is exciting.
whyisitincapital 25
Don't worry OP, maybe one day they'll have a 3D printer that will print out computer made food using an edible printing material.
skyeyez9 25
Start off with simple meals and gradually work your way up. Crockpot dinners are easy: tossing ingredients in. Turn on and leave it. Spaghetti is an easy meal to fix as well.
joopjoop 19
you know op, you could use your computer time to find plenty of tasty recipes and online instructional videos of how to make an amazing feast, then invite all your RL friends over and wow them with food :)
Yorih17 22
I'm guessing the life of a professional chef isn't in order for you then?