Anonymous
Bang Bua Thong, Thailand
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insearch4i
United States
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
lilybelle11
Brisbane, Australia
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Anonymous
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Anonymous
The neverending dinner
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
Pizza?
Portland, United States
Training wheels
Today, I’m learning to cook and invited friends over to prove I’m improving. I timed everything perfectly… or so I thought. I realized I’d never actually turned the oven on. We stood around a beautifully plated tray of room-temperature lasagna while I said, “It just needs… a bit more time.” Two hours later, we ordered pizza. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Self sabotage
Today, I gave myself a major foodgasm by creating an absolutely yummy egg and mushroom salad with mustard. Turns out, though, that my digestive abilities are not quite as good as my culinary ones. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
SocialAnxietyNightmare
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).
RivetingTaleChap 6
Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.
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Comments (118)
luminis12 23
You sir, need a life.
ekb777 13
If only WoW skills could transfer into real life.. I would be good at so many things!
pinguino3669_fml 23
What about cold cereal and popcorn?
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Decent cooking has never been more accessible. There are millions of recipes online, supermarkets with EVERYTHING you need. Jeezus, I hate when people make out that cooking is such an art when all it takes is a little time investment.
monnanon 14
having a recipe means nothing. there are people who have the recipe and the best ingreadients and simply fail at cooking.
0d3m1b3 0
Wow that's your fml
kitkat_16_ 7
Think its time to leave the computer for some time...
nightrose0087 10
I second that. Except I'm a girl.
Kazenoe 24
I third that. Except that I'm an alien from planet Xerophrewnanze and I'm playing the game with my telepathically controlled tentacles from 354 lightyears away floating on a small asteroid eating rocks for my energy intake.... I told that to a pug once, he didn't care.
Bano360 25
It's not that hard.
Accuraxy 10
Then get off FML/WoW and go cook a damn meal!
Anyb0dyTh 8
Hahahahaha! That's awesome :)