Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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PureGold 0
Not your fault... he broke up with you via voicemail? I agree with #1... what an ass x (
Kat_MS 0
Lol serves him and that girl right, well done! Only cowards break up over voicemail and don't say anything else in real life.
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Comments (51)
apple1loop 0
Breaking up over VoiceMail? He's an inconsiderate bastard...
Kgirl2cute 6
^^ this
hardcore_fml 0
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Fail. It's weak to break up over voicemail if you are over say 14. It is also stupid to delete a voicemail without listening to it or calling the person back. You assume that everything is ok, but he could have just as easily been saying that he just found out he has mono, hepatitis, or streptococcus. Then you are sick from the run up kiss. The end result of this fml: He had to break up with you in person, which semi-negates the initial voicemail break up.
PurpleLightsaber 4
"turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident..." "voice mail I deleted by accident..." "deleted by accident..." "Accident"
AliSama 17
I feel sorry for the new gf. you are now free to find a nicer person who would give you more respect.
Chickmechanic69 0
HAHAHAH serves him right. I hope she dumped his ass too..... What a dick
Cortney 0
So he breaks up with you, & not even a day later has another girlfriend? Wow.
greenfinch 0
jesus christ, what an ass. first breaking up over voicemail, then getting a girlfriend the next day?
SEXMUFFIN21 0
you're better off
icanhazfmlz 0
ASS.
countrygal926 0
That sort of happened to me before, i came home and didnt listen to my messages and went to the mall with a friend to surprise my then boyfriend cuz i overheard he was going there with a few people. I saw him with my neighbor, assuming they were friends i started talkin to him and didnt understand why he was acting so weird. I understood when i got home and listened to my messages, he used my neighbors cell phone to call me and dump me on my answering machine, while he was at the mall with her. FML lol
Sciamachy 0
Better off without - F*ck *his* life, not yours.