Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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PureGold 0
Not your fault... he broke up with you via voicemail? I agree with #1... what an ass x (
Kat_MS 0
Lol serves him and that girl right, well done! Only cowards break up over voicemail and don't say anything else in real life.
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Comments (51)
vicgonvt 0
better than text message!
pentameter 0
Anyone else wondering if she deleted a completely innocent voicemail, and that he never broke up with her... he just happened to be cheating on her? Poor girl.
qwertification 0
YDI always check voicemail and wow to number hes supposed to tell her about his new GF aint the law maybe she liked him and found out so she asked him
frikkinhannah 0
+1 He couldve at least done it in person. :l
Barbourino 0
Nobody noticed the lower case I?
Kgirl2cute 6
Wow, really? You thought the lowercase 'i' was important? sigh.. (did the lack of a capital letter bug you?)
Kgirl2cute 6
argh, wtf? WHERE ARE ALL MY COMMENTS DISAPPEARING TO!? damn antiflood. MUST KILL. oh, my point.. i agree with #16
hottielamaa 0
well thats sucks...you're better off with out him....he's a douche and a pussy to do it over the phone and not in person :/
wriptidez 0
hes a jerk 4get him
iRichiq 3
his fault for 1. breaking up using voicemail, 2. getting a second right away
buttercupp2137 0
Hey, he's an duche apparently for breaking up with you over voice mail. So karma got that bitch back hard. Now he lost two girlfriends(: