Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I decided to clean out my closet and donate some clothes to charity. As I was carrying a heavy bag of clothes down the stairs, I tripped and fell, spilling everything everywhere. I had to start all over again. FML
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
Today, I pulled out of my parking lot to head to physical therapy and the alleyway was blocked by some traffic. I nudged over to allow a garbage truck to pull in and my passenger window shattered against a dumpster handle. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
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Top comments
heygirlie777 21
And they wonder why people don't give to the poor.
TheMathMajor 26
Oh no! I hope you and your car are okay. Next time maybe strap the boxes down in the truck bed.
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heygirlie777 21
And they wonder why people don't give to the poor.
mynamesnoah 6
You're an idiot..
LeDee123 3
Yeah man, I mean why should anyone actually think that they need to secure boxes full of stuff while driving! If you're donating to charity, God will come down and stop you from crashing.
Climaxx 11
I give to the poor, bad shit like this doesn't happen to me.. Rethink your comment next time
yesmanddd 4
#1 at least I know why they're not giving to you.
TheMathMajor 26
Guys, chill out. 1 is obviously being sarcastic.
heygirlie777 21
11- yes, yes I do. It's because I'm not poor.
CrewBoy 10
^ You're such an ass hahahahaha
XTheDesertSongX 17
Do we really need to bring Religion to the internet?
JustBeYou 10
People can mention religion. It's not like anyone was starting a feud.
CrewBoy 10
^ I know. Who would start a fuel off of religion...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
^Fuel starts cars. Religion starts fuel. The more you know.
walmartpaysme 15
35, they did not say fuel. And really everyone? #1 was making a sarcastic joke.
CrewBoy 10
I swear for being on the Internet you kids can't tell a typo worth shit.
pokefan813 16
57 - Maybe you just can't type for shit.
CrewBoy 10
^ No I'm fairly certain I can't type relatively well. But good guess pokefag.
walmartpaysme 15
Crewboy, I have a surprise for you. Look at your profile picture and you will see it!
TheMathMajor 26
Oh no! I hope you and your car are okay. Next time maybe strap the boxes down in the truck bed.
TheOath 12
At least when you tried your total of 200 pound boxes didn't tip over the edge in your friends pickup truck and crash onto the windshield of the car behind you ._.
onlychildFTW 34
How about everyone follows the proper rules when loading trucks. Like properly securing cargo in trunk/truck bed. Or how about we rent a moving truck? Or hell, just follow the law about how to secure things. There's no way you should be loading your truck with stuff in the seats. IT'S A TRUCK! And there no way your stuff should be falling out of a truck bed onto another car. You both deserve it for being stupid and unsafe.
TheOath 12
1. The rope snapped 2. Couldn't afford a moving truck, and why that much space for a few heavy boxes? 3. Too young to drive so I didn't 4. It was an idiotic friend with good intentions donating new, good, usable articles of clothing, toys, and other miscellaneous items Luckily the cars' windshield didn't crack and the people were nice enough to help us. It's a really old truck too.
ee13lbp 4
It's the thought that counts, OP
Zedd_fml 8
No good deed goes unpunished.
gc327072 31
^ I hate that saying. I complimented a stranger yesterday, nothing happened to me.
noncom 12
Why didn't you put it in the bed? It would have been alot simpler.
Eiregal2 10
In the bed? Is this a place in a car? ( I don't drive)
Carguy1999 1
its the back part of pickup trucks.
Welshite 40
I was sleeping in the bed.
noncom 12
#32 It is the bed of the pick up truck. It is where you put big stuff like bikes, groceries, and other things that take up space. Google pick up truck bed. Only pick up trucks have these.
drkate25 30
I was going to explain truck beds, but someone beat me to it. I even had a witty comment thought out, then my train of thought derailed and crashed into a guardrail, spilling thoughts all over me.
noncom 12
#37 Nice joke!
42istheanswer 27
If its raining or something, the beds not a good place to put clothes and books. Or its already full
noncom 12
#40 OP is in California, I don't think it was raining.
Helldemon 32
#40 doesn't normally stop people lol.
hopsinlove17 26
It rains everywhere...
killaKT 2
Your a nit wit
EmazingLight 9
32- Well thank you Captain Obvious. What will be your next act? Telling me the moons out at night?
unknown_user5566 27
91- You make no sense. #32 was asking what a "bed" was when referring to a vehicle, because s/he doesn't drive. I am assuming you meant to reply to #36, who was actually being nice and answering #32's question.
Epikouros 32
That's what plastic tarps are for, #40.
EmazingLight 9
Sorry bout that. My retarded friend Anthony was milling through my iPod and posted a reatarded comment when he saw this. But I expect no more from him :D
EmazingLight 9
Retarded*
unknown_user5566 27
So much for trying to do something nice by donating clothes, eh? I am guessing you're okay since you posted this, but I hope your accident didn't cause any serious harm!
enormouselephant 15
Everything happens for a reason...not sure what it would be though. Good for you for doing something to help people though!
CamcAmIaM 10
YDI for not securing the boxes.
hatesfate 6
Agreed. They make tie straps for a reason.
gc327072 31
But there aren't tie down hooks in the cab... Only in the bed.
hatesfate 6
81 there are still ways of securing them on the seat with the straps. Even securing them all together so they couldn't topple all over onto the OP would have helped
WritingWrongs 8
Unfortunately no good deed goes unpunished.
ICastillo 25
Why didn't you just put the boxes in the back of the truck?
maddygirl820 10
It's a truck, so there might have not been much room unless OP wanted to put their belongings in the outside storage part.
unknown_user5566 27
26- #12 was referring to the bed of the truck, aka the "outside storage part".
MURIKKA 11
Obviously the clothes and books were offended by your readiness to give them up. Don't be so harsh next time.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I'm going with YDI. Like some of the other posts pointed out, you have a truck with a bed on it.
JBChristian 47
Op did not say they have a truck with a bed on it.
vettle 6
Maybe it was raining. Maybe it was full.