Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
Today, I realized how little my husband, son and I mean to my in-laws. We were somehow left off the distribution list for my sister-in-law's birthday party. I even texted her to wish her well. It wouldn't be so bad if this wasn't the fifth consecutive family event we were left out of. FML
Today, none of my family was at home. Turns out my one of my aunts was having a birthday party and all my relatives went, but nobody told me because they don’t like me coming around. FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
Today, when I got to a family reunion, I realized I've been on the internet for so long that I've forgotten how to have an actual conversation with real people. Now I'm the "Weird Uncle." FML
Today, I looked at my sister's Instagram story, and saw her, my brother, and my father all on a family road trip to Reno without me. I wasn't told anything about it. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
You're apparently not strange enough. This isn't a bad thing.
blalien 0
Unless you're a convicted murderer or pedophile, then FYL. Your family sucks. Especially your parents.
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Comments (38)
bartmasta 0
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YDIforbeingu 0
YDI for not being not be a valuable enough part of the family
chameleon724 8
Both of you should just shut up right now
foreversummer67 3
asdfghjkll
blackdog_fml 0
awwww
freddie_fml 0
Same thing happened to me recently. Sorry to hear it.
the_stereotype 0
i'm pretty sure the sister-in-law was the reason for the reunion, so everyone can meet her. i mean, it makes sense
Sun_Kissed18 25
If your family is that strange then be glad you weren't there! haha :P But seriously that sucks :/ I wonder why they didn't invite you...
loserboii 11
perhaps they dont like you in anyway?
blalien 0
Unless you're a convicted murderer or pedophile, then FYL. Your family sucks. Especially your parents.
FarSide 23
A little harsh, don't you think?
caramelize 0
FYL for not being invited, but if your family is so strange then it's probably a good thing.
aback 5
You're apparently not strange enough. This isn't a bad thing.
nerdking21 10
That's just not right. Ignorant people. You got to hate them
silentmusic 0
if your family is strange maybe your the only normal one and they didnt invite you cause you were strange to them
nerdking21 10
Amen