Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I saw my ex and his new girlfriend walking towards me. To make things less awkward, I tried to be cool and give him a high five. He misjudged and went for a fist bump. I ended up slapping his hand, and it felt like it lasted forever, all while she just smirked at me. FML
Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
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Top comments
xosportsgirl14x 8
Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!
dhardesty23 8
bitch got no respect
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Comments (189)
Jimster1712 0
She jelleh~
frdmnky12 6
made my day. especially with the troll pic.
iRuleUdrool 4
I can just imagine him saying that with a deep, raspy voice. I tried not to laugh..
xosportsgirl14x 8
That's not troll, it's me gusta.
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's creepy Me Gusta. Best one of the ragefaces.
uprising_fml 0
this is where you poke holes into the condoms she's there to buy . don't worry, bitches and dicks always get what's coming to them .
DjeePee 25
Yeah, because giving people unwanted pregnancies is really a funny thing to do!
bananagrams 9
I'd laugh
MsCane 6
WTF?! How would you do that?
fmlpro0987 0
They meant how would you poke holes in the condoms when she's buyin them duh
Nosrebor 8
What did the poor babies ever do to her? And if the bitch was still bitter, wouldn't she be single?
ArielTheMermaid 17
At least you tried
OnlyOnFML 0
Bitches will be bitches. It sucks about the foot. But hey, atleast you got the guy. Thats something she wont have again =D
GOTxMILK 5
That's when you trip the bitch and curb stomp her.
effedml 5
Or yank her down to the ground by her hair & stomp on her face!
Justin23L 2
That might be a bit extreme...
fangbanger_kitty 10
Haha American History X! (: that's all this reminded me of.
chels1994 11
Eh she's jealous that you have what she probably wants. Let her be a bitch, it'll bite her in the ass sooner or later
ty1992_farmlife 12
#22 is right. That's why the "bitch" is your boyfriends ex, jus remember you got the guy and he's most likely happier with you. So let her be the bitch she is, cus it will bite her in the ass later.
iluvcupkakes 0
Just leave her alone next time u see her (if u ever do) she's a bitch but u have him so she loses
Vagrarian 2
Oh no! That's horrible! Her stepping on your foot has definitely ruined your life forever! (Seriously, though, you should feel good, because you proved that you ARE the better person, and she's a nasty bitch.)
soccerstar255212 8
Ouch even though that sucks be the better person!
StarGurl86 0
And that's when you b*tch slap her right?