Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I saw my ex and his new girlfriend walking towards me. To make things less awkward, I tried to be cool and give him a high five. He misjudged and went for a fist bump. I ended up slapping his hand, and it felt like it lasted forever, all while she just smirked at me. FML
Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
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Top comments
xosportsgirl14x 8
Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!
dhardesty23 8
bitch got no respect
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Comments (189)
capnbzarr 43
That's a criminal assault. Call the police. This incident probably happened on CCTV, since it was at a business entrance. That will be the smoking gun that gets this asshole convicted.
jellyD 1
Kick the silly bunt in the ass
vampy101 2
lmfao this is why u cant be nice to people
thirdworldman21 3
most likely option these days (other than the most obvious) : she thought you were being sarcastic
melkymac101 17
That wasn't nice. But u should not have been. Show her the ring. Make her jealous.
BayleeWasHere 1
Well, you tried! xD
GentleGreenOhio 5
That's where you Bitch Slap her, honey!
DownToTheWire 3
I sincerely hope you just smiled and acted like it didn't hurt, so she didn't even have any reason to bitch to her friends about why you're not good enough for him or whatever. Give her no satisfaction.
lwilso41 5
Maybe she thought that you were being patronising?
lwilso41 5
Maybe she thought that you were being patronising?