Today, I heard an electric saw cutting through something outside my condo. I presumed it was a complex maintenance guy working on something. It was a thief using an angle grinder to cut off my bicycle's U-lock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I lost the key to my bike lock. I ended up having to cut it off, even though it was brand new. After spending 30 minutes hacking away at it, it finally came off. When I hopped onto my bike, I felt something poking my leg. My key was in my pocket the whole time. FML
Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
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Top comments
RavensRule97 0
wow thats a lot of effort just to steal a bike
Dudeman277 0
Must have been a really ******* nice bike.
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Comments (63)
eschreib 0
ahahahahahahaha sucks
RavensRule97 0
wow thats a lot of effort just to steal a bike
QJDynamite 19
You'd think it'd be easier just to buy one at Wal-Mart or something!
Dudeman277 0
Must have been a really ******* nice bike.
omglolydi 0
Who are you, Lance Armstrong?
Trix_Disorder 20
Oh man, I'm sorry. @#5 WTF? People ride their bikes places still. Or to work out, like... regular people? Especially if this person's a student.
omglolydi 0
#6 - I know. I made that comment referring to the fact that someone stole Lance Armstrong's bike a little while ago when he left it out in the open. The bike was one of a kind. I thought of it when #4 said "Must have been a really ******* nice bike." Poor attempt at humor though, I suppose >.>
xClarkGable 0
hahaha. That's too bad.
rukusrazor 0
Wow. That's balls. Might as well wear neon yellow, and hold a sign that says "I steal bikes".
ryan__h 1
That's stupid of the thief because that would (and did) bring a lot of attention to himself. I guess not if it was a rural area. Did you catch him? Edit:#9 got it first
ilovemycats 0
This is why everybody knows to keep their bicycles INSIDE.
QJDynamite 19
Really? I've only seen bikes kept indoors when people have garages? What about college students? Or people living in apartments with no personal garage? Maybe OP has no choice but to keep it outdoors.