Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I saw my ex and his new girlfriend walking towards me. To make things less awkward, I tried to be cool and give him a high five. He misjudged and went for a fist bump. I ended up slapping his hand, and it felt like it lasted forever, all while she just smirked at me. FML
Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
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Top comments
xosportsgirl14x 8
Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!
dhardesty23 8
bitch got no respect
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Comments (189)
bananagrams 9
Oh I KNOW that bitch did not just scuff my new shoes!
cntryiscntrywide 0
hahah, I'd dare a bitch to do that to me. Don't play around Op, knee her in the ******* face and beat the **** out of her until someone forcefully pulls yu off. but thats just me, **** the better person shit, that way yull be the one laughing.
sch092797 7
And let's see who still has the boy
iRuleUdrool 4
Yeah you'll be laughing when he dumps you too! Do it, it'll be funny! Just make sure to put it on YouTube..
cntryiscntrywide 0
I'm engaged. and i know if someone especially his ex did that and I let it go, he'd call me an idiot.
cntryiscntrywide 0
we just don't believe in shaking our fingers no, ass kickings are more in line.
taradeborde87 3
Wow cntrylscntrywide, where did your fiance find a classy girl like you?!
eviebeth 0
Classy...
Horrorfan 6
That is SO insanely r-... **** it. OP, you better work your bitch slap on that hoe!
skinflint 6
you stole her man, she stomped your baby toe. seems fair.
Jirekianu2 19
How is this even "stolen". For all we know; OP started dating him weeks and months after they broke up. Guy isn't a possession and if they didn't cheat she has no right to be upset at her. Just a butthurt ****.
tinysocks 11
You can't steal someone with free will...or else it's kidnapping, which is much worse!
TipOfTheHat 10
No good deed goes unpunished!
zenrael 21
I would have immediately tripped her afterwards.
Ikickmidgets 11
that's a good reason for a **** punch...
hateevryone 15
you should've trip the bitch
geocayce 7
That foot stomp should have been followed by an immediate hair pull bringing her to the ground.
arkid24 1
Never mess with exes.