Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
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Top comments
ajsz051 3
Cut and file your toenails, not that hard. YDI
sarsuela 29
Ninth time? This one's on you.
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Comments (12)
sarsuela 29
Ninth time? This one's on you.
debbyman13 21
Sleep with socks on
ajsz051 3
Cut and file your toenails, not that hard. YDI
MidnaLink 35
Cut them? They aren't of any real use anyway.
Sweetie 5
You don't know that He might be using them to climb trees 🤣🤣🤣
ropoa 11
Here's one for you. How about clipping the sasquatch nails?
debbyman13 21
Sleep with socks on
Annies 20
op here. i clip my toenails every day. and I do mean every. single. day. they just grow back extremely fast.
Annies 20
why?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Because it's not the same account or username you dope. If you cut your toenails every night before bed there's no possible way they grew back long enough to gouge you in 8-10 hours. Also it takes time for them to sharpen, even if they could grow back that fast they wouldn't be sharpened.
Yvonne Rose 4
Maybe you should cut your toenails??
Taurus_ChicKa 37
For God's sake, cut your damn toenails. It's not hard. Having toenails that long is disgusting. How do you even put on shoes and socks if they're to the point that they're giving you bleeding wounds in your sleep?