Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Many such cases
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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alicia_was_here 3
hows that mean you dont have a life?
metalmusic 0
I do that.
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Comments (127)
hotalbanian 0
umm so... i put on makeup to take a picture?doesn't mean I don't have a life. wow these fmls are getting stupider each dayy
brenduh911 0
^ agreed
yourbarbiiedoll 0
lol how's that a fml? most of my pictures have makeup a little bit but most of them I don't got
yourbarbiiedoll 0
lol how's that a fml? most of my pictures have makeup a little bit but most of them I don't got
kayC7 0
OP, you think you're a loser (or so I assume) I've had the same Facebook picture for like 5 months. And it's not even that nice. So therefore, I am a bigger loser than you are (or maybe I'm to lazy). But a lot of girls do that. Don't worry :)
KupkakeKitten 8
I do it too! lol
ipodobsessed 0
i allways do that, YDI for thinkin only people with out a life do that.
Geiko_fml 0
How is that a bad thing? Lmao.
perdix 31
Most girls look a lot better with a little make-up. Even pretty girls. Even ugly girls look a little better with a lot of make-up. So, you are not one of those rare women that possesses such natural beauty that make-up can only detract from it? Boo-f'ing-hoo!
Dayuummm_itsLIA 0
I look alot better WITH make up but i am still pretty without it.. love yorself :P
squirrel12 3
this isnt an fml, fool.