Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
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Fuzzygraywolf 0
that sucks! you should sue them
rouxvanity 0
damn.
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Comments (61)
reptarroars 7
this reminds me of that one commercial, I think triple a :(
nobody_u_ko 0
reminds me of the allstate commercial mayhem is coming are you in good hands
dannnyxox 0
Haha I was thinking more like.. 'nows not the time to wish you had car insurance'.
ilovenerds_ 1
14, I was thinking that, too:)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Huh. I was thinking, "So easy a caveman can do it!"
Jessi2487 0
im no sceintist op, but i think if u wouldnt have parked ur car in that spot at tht time on that day, it wouldnt have happened.... but im no sceintist... jus sayin
FFML_314 12
I hope you're kidding, 20.
Jessi2487 0
21- no really it may seem like it but im really not a scientist... freaky huh? :p
FFML_314 12
You're definitely trying to mess with my head. I don't think we need to be told that you're not a scientist. Besides, I wasn't referring to that.
Jessi2487 0
oh i see.... so does that mean i fail at life? ill go sit in the corner :(
FFML_314 12
I somehow feel like that was a trap.
buzz18 7
i seen something similar, but a shopping cart, and it was my brothers, just a dent in the door though :3
Jessi2487 0
somehow i feel its not a trap... im a dunce
FFML_314 12
Good to know.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
quick fix for the OP: SUE THOSE BITCHES INTO NEXT WEEK!
missmurderx 8
hi, 11, I love all time low. :DD
soul_fml 0
Wow, ur car is a little fragile, don't u think?
AlesanaLTL 0
Make the book store pay for it, can't he? It is their fault.
michael32123 0
COCKMUNCHERSSSSSSSZZszzsszsssz!!!
UpYoursInAdvance 0
BTW 11 Only WIN here lol
Prodigy7 4
Yes Jessi. You are now on FFML's list of people who fail at life. There's only a hundred of you now.
Brittney_E 0
like a good neighbor, allsate is there! (with a piñata!!
rbkhockey33 0
48, you have your car insurance commercials confused. nice job.
Jessi2487 0
46- yes!!! atleast i made a list!!!! so i win in my book =D
nobody_u_ko 0
34 haha me too they r like the best band :)
gntfmlingnow 12
*puts on german accent and fish costume* IT'S A TRAP
rouxvanity 0
damn.
ruin242 0
owch /:
Fuzzygraywolf 0
that sucks! you should sue them
Fuzzygraywolf 0
lol damn
julie3841 11
Damn. Sounds like my kind of luck :
FFML_314 12
Did you kick that carts ass?
FaberDriveLuv 5
Aw damn. That really sucks, op, sorry.
Cuppycake1488 0
Pretty eyes(:
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
lol
buymeamonster 3
ram it back
makayla_roxx 2
haha that's why you don't go to bookstores xD
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
The book store should definitely pay for that shit. I'd be pissed.