Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
DrAwesome 6
Wow, the Sims sounds like it can be such a drag sometimes.
Hystical 0
hmm, are you sure she knew you were he boyfriend, or did you just tell all your friends that?
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Comments (55)
confusdsincbirth 5
Agreed, 32. I, however, am not one.
XxKyttixX 0
Awkward Turtle...
TryptamineDreame 0
hahahh your life sucks :)
wwerulez14 6
32, your picture is awesome, and I'm currently singing that song in my head :D
RedPillSucks 33
Hope you didn't spring for a ring.
sk8erd 15
that shit sucks! damn..
influenced 3
omg... dude... srrsly... that sux... she sounds kinda lk a retard.
TheB0a 5
Sorry man.
xXSweetNightmare 0
1- Oh good Lord. What has the world come to? FaceBook relationships statuses are so overrated. Could anyone tell me what the point of writing online that you're dating so-and-so is?
shelby_sevenfold 0
#26,your picture is amazing. Go Broncoss. (: OP,FYL. But you really shoulda asked how she felt about you before you popped the question..