Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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ruckfules85 34
Dude. Don't waste no more time with her. Find that ring and kick her to the curb.
AnnaDeWitt 27
How long have you been dating?
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Comments (100)
Aquila_Umbrae 26
This scenario is my worst nightmare.
aMysteryP3rson 10
That sucks bro. You deserve better than that.
DarthVader77 9
Man, you are SOOOOOOO LUCKY! Forget this one and make sure that the words "will" "you" "marry" and "me" are never even in the same paragraph. Trust me, it is absolutely not worth it.
Witchylady 18
Your girlfriend is a crazy loon. Take her craziness as a warning sign. You dodged a bullet.
shepp626 11
Unless you're a major douche who plays a lot of over the top pranks on her I don't get her reaction. The whole slapping thing is kinda a warning sign though, male or female don't date someone who thinks physical violence is fine. It tends to escalate.
cdawgtate 9
I don't even know how to respond to this
sugarmonster42 7
I would rethink that proposal, bud.
lina21 12
Have there been "fake proposals" before? If so, then it's a YDI. But otherwise, you may just want to take it as a sign and steer clear of that one
more4me 27
Bitches be crazy.
AndronicusPark 10
Hitting your SO is unacceptable. Try to get a refund on the ring of resell it.