Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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ruckfules85 34
Dude. Don't waste no more time with her. Find that ring and kick her to the curb.
AnnaDeWitt 27
How long have you been dating?
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Comments (100)
DrHothead 15
She's cheating on you
I_Bite 22
where did you pull that from?
sarah5745 41
#11 it's a possibility but you can't just assume that straight away
zsaddayz 16
Dr HotHead you need to work on your reading comprehension skills.
drewTheMan 8
F her life, it's her loss.
dustin007 15
What joke have u pulled on her in the past ?? ether way srry to hear that
Brandi_Faith 34
My thoughts exactly! I can't see the girlfriend reacting like that if such a prank is totally out of OP's regular character or if he hadn't already pulled something similar. Unless of course they've only been dating for a couple weeks and that's why she reacted that way.
TomeDr 25
Have you played pranks on her in the past?
Brandi_Faith 34
We definitely need a follow-up to see if OP has pulled similar pranks before and to see what ended up happening later. Did he explain he was serious and they are now engaged, did he dump her, she dump him? Etc...
WCARlover 35
Sometime is insecure. Wow....
howsthisforaname 34
Plan of action. 1: post on social media how heartbroken you are that the love of your life could reject you in such a cruel manner. 2: change all statuses to single followed by lines from sappy love songs about heart break. 3: If you have a program that shows what songs you are listening to on social media make a playlist of love songs then play them but mute the computer because you don't need to listen to that stuff. 4: use your heartbreak as a excuse to be lazy for a week. Get some time off work, catch up on your netflix, do a project you've been putting off and tell friends you " just don't feel like doing anything right now". 5: make some popcorn and watch the social media threads about how she was such a bitch to you and you deserve better. 6: get back out there and find the woman you deserve. Good luck mate.
jerryj 27
I think just point #6 should be enough.
fader48080 10
generally I don't approve of straight up manipulation, but here are 2 things 1. I can't see this not working. 2. Damn that is a ton of thought into that. #soevilitsgood
Brandi_Faith 34
I wouldn't usually approve of this kind of stuff either, but this is pretty awesome and hilarious! I especially love point #4 & #5!
xGoldColossus 7
I take it you speak from experience? Haha
fader48080 10
find the ring and dump her the back of a photocopy of the receipt as the paper to write a letter to dump her
False_Stupidity 42
Poorly worded but the concept is good. I believe you meant to say that the OP should find the ring and then write a break-up letter to his soon to be ex on the back of a copy of the ring receipt so that she: 1. can see that it was not a fake ring and 2. can feel bad about throwing away the relationship along with that ring.
pugnamedwhiskey 21
Jessssssuuuussssssss
vikky538 29
Not a keeper.Dump her like anything..
cadillacgal79 32
Somebody's insecure....