Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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Top comments
ruckfules85 34
Dude. Don't waste no more time with her. Find that ring and kick her to the curb.
AnnaDeWitt 27
How long have you been dating?
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Comments (100)
_Lenah_ 20
Sounds like you're not usually a very serious guy
borias 6
Victim blaming!
Brandi_Faith 34
53, Unless he's not really the victim and it's true that he does pull these kind of pranks about serious matters all the time.
awkwardmess 26
Find the ring and ask yourself if she's really worth it.
sydneysays 15
Wow never talk to her again..
worldclassrager 41
Time to move on...or get the ring and then have it tested to be real and add photos for proof then try again
skittyskatbrat 19
#33 If he has to jump through hoops like that to ask her to marry him...life with her will be a real bitch. "Here are the receipts from the restaurants while I was on a trip, so you can verify I really went there." "Here's the picture of me changing the tire to prove I had a flat." Nooooo thanks.
2ru 14
If you had not be pranking her about it previously your best bet is to haul ass away from her. Marrying the wrong person can F! your life up, be careful.
mangelon86 15
Dodged. A. Bullet.
Severefear 7
I know it might hurt but you should move one. Any girl who reacts by claiming its a prank either 1. doesn't want to get married or 2. has issues. Be safe, don't let your life get ****** over a girl.
Omniprism 15
She sounds like she has issues. Maybe address those before you actually get married. Congrats?
MisterGasMoney 16
This needs a follow-up, and badly.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
FYL…but FHL even more when she finally realizes, too late, that it wasn't a joke.