Anonymous
France
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
TimeForANewJob
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
David
London, United States
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Anonymous
Elk Grove, United States
Overcompensating
Today, my boss told me, "You oversold your skills in your job interview." I have worked in this industry for 25 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Know your place
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML
fabiennemorin35
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML
- Moved Across the Country
United States
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
eaglesmile
Mumbai, India
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
kellyem2
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
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cartedor 18
Hey if they offer more money, take all your trade secrets with you to go the other side, make sure you do a good job to kill their business
inestimable_fml 8
He wants you to do corporate espionage :D
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davidcassoa 0
props on pointing out the obvious
SAF_fml 0
props on having a hysterically and abnormally small penis david
SAF_fml 0
mens asses
Synnie 0
They'd probably send you right back.
RatIsKing 0
either this is fake or your boss reads the funnies. I read this joke in a comic before
zezjo 3
lol
Boygenius50 8
OMG I've totally read that comic before!!!!!
Rishy 0
Your boss reads crap
ilovethatfreak 0
haha fail
666Broghan666 0
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