TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to clean my keyboard by turning it upside down and shaking it. Something important apparently fell out, because now the “E” key only works if I smack it hard enough to look like I’m typing angry emails. My coworkers are concerned. FML
Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I have a keyboard that randomly jams. If it happens while I'm typing, it will spam said letter for an extended period of time, and nothing I can do makes it stop. It can happen to any key, even the spacebar. It also happens often enough that it goes from mildly convenient to really fucking annoying. FML
Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
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lazerdude07 0
wow...best FML ever
dcam13 19
okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...
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Comments (261)
Rosehart 10
you know, a new keyboard isn't that expensive
Cinn_fml 23
Surely there's a way of telling the software to ignore the laptop keyboard whilst buying a relatively cheap USB keyboard? Also, if you can tell the software to ignore the laptop keyboard, most computers have inbuilt onscreen keyboards that can be used by the mouse. Not ideal, but might be a decent solution. Or, you know, taking the computer to be fixed.
greenlantern27 6
How are you so sure it's fake?
breenmachine 0
a new laptop is dumbfuck
Googoo27 12
I got a new keyboard on my laptop for $30
dt520 4
58 is smary
iateyourmuffin 0
now that, is a good question :)
xxlivingcorpsexx 16
Its easy, you just... oh **** it I don't know >.
livinathugstory9 0
I gotta admit.....I loled when i read this.(:
StormDewleaf 12
OP is now tracking the comments and laughing at every dumbass who actually thinks the key is really stuck.
hopper5101 11
I was thinking the same thing...
tkdgold03 5
exactly what I was thinking...
Aero25 15
Yeah, right. There's actually software that can deactivate it i guess. Anyway, how does it feel to be shouting costantly? x)
IronRose 0
You could just press the shift key... or get a smart phone
Matt033132 0
hbbb
cheex87 0
maybe if the shift button gets stuck as well you can solve the issue, either way this fml made me laugh!
wowzersselainee 0
how is that a lie?
meidel 5
Than how will OP capitalize letters?
heb3003 0
oh wow... fyl for having to type in capital letters....this so isn't an fml.
Jcbigbro 0
YOU ARE A ******* LIAR MAN!
thefmlinator 10
Y U NO TELL TRUTH
Anaxes 5
If the caps lock key was stuck, turning the computer off and on WOULD fix it, seeing as the FML's text does not alternate between lowercase and uppercase. That and there's an invention called the shift key. Dumbass.